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(June 11, 2001)
Clown School is closed while the Ring Mistress is off learning how to juggle! A little note will be put in the Galaxy Notes
when it opens again!
Do you know someone that needs to have a rest? Is there someone that has to stop and smell the roses? Well here is the
chance for you to do them a favour. Send them to CLOWN SCHOOL and see how some fun and relaxation will change their outlook
on life. It's easy really. Just fill out the form on this page and they will be off to the Carnival to see what life with no
stress and some giggles is like. You will receive a gift for your page to let others know you have sent a friend to Clown
school. The person sent to school will also receive a gift for their page that will let everyone else know they are off to
"lighten up".
Curriculum
1. How to put 12 clowns in a little car.
2. The art of clown make up with special feature...applying the red nose.
3. Will learn to co-operate with others in the carnival, and will spend 2 hours on elephant "poop patrol". Shovel provided.
4. Learn to squirt a seltzer bottle, throw fake water from a bucket and how to fall without hurting yourself.
5. How to walk in big, funny shoes.
6. Find your inner child.
How To Graduate
How do you get out of this place? There are a few simple rules:
1. You must spend some time learning to be a kid again, letting go of the stresses of the real world. Then on the next page
you will write a short comment telling the Ringmistress what you have learned at school to make you a happier person.
2. You must include the clown name you have chosen for yourself.
This is the name that will appear on your graduation certificate.
3. You must send in the names of 5 games you can play at
The SGM Carnival.
Easy isn't it ?
Just complete this form, then
click on Submit when ready to send.
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